Yesterday, I thought it might be fun to do the Lion King “naming” thing. So I grabbed her by her belly and lifted her up. And then she threw up on my head. So I guess we don’t do that in this house.
Also, I went to a show last night, the graduation show for my friend’s pole-dancing class, and this lady in front of me using her laptop as a video camera might be the worst person on Earth:
Liam McEneaney: Comedian, Writer, Producer 